Me and My Lipoma

Hurrah! The tumor has officially been diagnosed as harmless. In honor of this event I have written a song, to the tune of "Me and My Llama" which some of you may remember from Sesame Street:

Me and my lipoma

Me and my lipoma

Goin' to the doctor today
Seems a little crazy
Guess you're just too lazy
To carry a lipoma all that way
Me and my lipoma

Jumped out of our pajamas
And ran off to the doctor today
Me and my lipoma
Me and my lipoma
The doctor says not to worreeee

Yes, it's just my lipoma and meTell me if you feel afraid
Remember just to whisper softly into my ear
I won't leave and go away
You know I'm gonna be right here
Hanging out on your backAll you gotta do is keep track
Make sure he don't take over
It probably will not hurt me
And I can tell that I'll be okayMe and my Lipoma
Jumped out of our pajamas
And ran off to the doctor todayMe and my lipoma
Me and my lipoma
We went to the doctor today
Yes, it's just my lipoma and me

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da....
'Cause after this we'll go on out and play...

Me and my lipoma
Me and my lipoma
The sun is bright and now we are free
Yes, it's just my lipoma and me

The original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgkYHhG18uc